Riley is the player of William Shakespeare, and Jesus.

Also, every female character ever. Including your mom.

We are all one in Riley.

Riley is also Fukuyama Jun.

ONE FEISTY CATDOG.

ALSO A HORNY RAM

EXHIBIT A

Who I play on this page

This was added at the special request of the subject of this page.

**THIS IS THE ONLY EDIT RILEY WILL MAKE TO THIS PAGE:

Disclaimer: Riley did not make this page. The people are Marina are awesome EVIL. The end.

Also. Riley was drunk making this disclaimer, but it's still legally valid. Fuck you too.