Riley is the player of William Shakespeare, and Jesus.

Also, every female character ever. Including your mom.

 

We are all one in Riley.

Riley is also Fukuyama Jun.

 

 

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ONE FEISTY CATDOG.

 

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ALSO A HORNY RAM

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Who I play on this page

This was added at the special request of the subject of this page.

 

**THIS IS THE ONLY EDIT RILEY WILL MAKE TO THIS PAGE:

 

Disclaimer: Riley did not make this page. The people are Marina are awesome EVIL. The end.

 

Also. Riley was drunk making this disclaimer, but it's still legally valid. Fuck you too.